Please choose the best answer to fill the blanks below.
1.) Once upon a time, there was a _____________ who ruled over a large kingdom.
a.) Green Ogre
b.) Hot Shot Station Manager
c.) Queen Lucy
2.) The kingdom was in ________________.
a.) the hands of assorted dwarfs
b.) Agony, as there was NO COFFEE, only frickin' tea
c.) Danger, as there was an election coming up, and even tho Queen Lucy wasn't THAT popular, the Green Ogre would be a lot worse. A lot.
3.) To make things worse, _________, who lived in a high tower with long, long hair (the girl, not the tower) was tired of waiting to be rescued and had taken to singing (loudly) (well, some would call it screaming) at odd intervals of the night, waking everybody up, including Queen Lucy, ruining her beauty sleep and fading her looks, which could have been a lot better to start with. A lot.
a.) Charles Nelson Reilly (BEFORE Hollywood Squares, when he had hair and
b.) Alice Ghostley and Kaye Ballard (they took turns)
c.) Rapunzel (one ticked off lady)
4.) ______________ my prince will come, sang the long-haired goose in the tower.
a.) So what if.....
b.) Who the hell cares when...
c.) I'm getting out of here quick before...
d.) all of the above, cuz they're sort of the same.
5.) She finally escaped on her own, down a ladder that she paid the minstrel to get for her (way too much, she should have checked Home Depot, NOT Lowe's, waaaaay too expensive at Lowe's), and ran off to _____________ to star in a Broadway show about self-sufficient fairy tale heroines, but met a nice stage manager after a couple of years and is now content to do community theatre and teaches voice on the side.
a.) Another castle, but down on 42nd Street
b.) Big "D"
c.) The Streets of Miami
d.) (Intentionally left blank)
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