Well, the birthday cake/alfredo-sauce/wine/bedtime-later-than-10pm must have gone to my head, because we are BACK, ladies and gentlemen, to a wacky Broadway theme this week: Ladies and Gentlemen! No, really. That's the theme, not the salutation. Ladies and gents, guys, dolls, dames...that sorta thing. I know, I must be desperate. But desperate times call for ...well, YOU know.
But lemme tell ya, the ladies really win out here, numbers-wise. There are a plethora of Lady songs on Broadway; in fact, the whole first hour of this edition will be spent with them... The Perfect, The Tramps, The Tattooed, The Pretty, Mysterious and Lunching. The Gents (and Guys) will be relegated to Hour 2. They (The Wonderful, The Blonde Preferring, The Dopes) will even have to share Hour Number 2 with the Dames (At Sea and Shady!). Ahhhh well, you gotta treat her like a lady and she'll be...well, YOU know!
Yup, that was me (above), frolicking on Birthday Night!
AND NO, that's not me afterward! See, I must still be on a sugar high. Have to tighten my belt and my resolve to eschew the toxic, get my zzzz's, and spirulina-it-up for the rest of the month. Maybe by November, I can have a cheat day. Or week. Smoothies and quinoa are fine for a time, but biscuits and gravy (and gin) comfort the cockles.
So join me for those Ladies (and germs) on Sunday. Let's wacky out these wacky times together. :)
Guys And Dolls (Walter Bobbie, J.K. Simmons, Guys And Dolls)
Two Ladies (Joel Grey, Cabaret)
Perfect Young Ladies (Millicent Martin, Ann Wakefield, Paulette Girard, The Boy Friend)
The Lady Is A Tramp (Judy Blazer, Babes In Arms)
Two Ladies In De Shade Of De Banana Tree (Enid Mosier, Ada Moore, House Of Flowers)
The Ladies Who Sing With The Band (Ken Page, Andre DeShields, Ain't Misbehavin')
Give The Little Lady (A Great Big Hand) (Elaine Stritch, Goldilocks)
He's A Ladies' Man (Kim Huber, Ann Morrison, Good News)
The Man In The Moon (Is A Lady) (Bea Arthur, Mame)
Luck Be a Lady (Robert Alda, Guys And Dolls)
Eadie Was A Lady (Ethel Merman, Take A Chance)
Mysterious Lady (Cyril Ritchard, Mary Martin, Peter Pan)
Lydia The Tattooed Lady (Groucho Marx, At The Circus)
Ladies In Their Sensitivities (Jack Eric Williams, Edmund Lyndeck, Victor Garber, Sarah Rice, Sweeney Todd)
Pretty Lady (Timm Fuji, Patrick Kinser-Lau, Mark Hsu Syers, Pacific Overtures)
Lady Of The Underground (Amber Gray, Hadestown)
The Ladies Who Lunch (Elaine Stritch, Elaine Stritch At Liberty)
We Are Gentlemen Of Japan (Ensemble, Hot Mikado)
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Carol Channing, Jack McCauley, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)
Most Gentlemen Don't Like Love (Scarlet Strallan, The New Yorkers)
The Gentleman Is A Dope (Liz Callaway, Allegro)
Gentleman Jimmy (Eileen Rodgers, Fiorello!)
So Long, Big Guy (Jack Cassidy, It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's Superman)
A Wonderful Guy (Kelli O'Hara, South Pacific)
What A Guy (Bernadette Peters, The Goodbye Girl)
Why? Cuz I'm A Guy (Robert Roznowski, Jordan Leeds, I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change)
Dames (Lee Roy Reams, 42nd Street)
There Is Nothing Like A Dame (Ensemble, South Pacific)
Dames At Sea (David Christmas, Bernadette Peters, Ensemble, Dames At Sea)
The Shady Dame From Seville (Robert Preston, Victor/Victoria)
You Are Woman (I Am Man) (Syd Chaplin, Barbra Streisand, Funny Girl)
When A Woman Loves A Man (Audra McDonald, Lady Day At Emerson's Bar And Grill)
Guys And Dolls (Stubby Kaye, Johnny Silver, Guys And Dolls)