1.) Talk about your recent acquisition of PUZZLES. Having always hated puzzles, it has become evident by recent acquisitions just how desperate you have become. Not one puzzle, but several. And one has 2,000 pieces. Now just so you know, Kim, you have NEVER FINISHED an effing puzzle by yourself. Just becuz you've started out with 1 obsessed night doing the border of ONE doesn't mean squat. You'll fade, you know this. Jesus. Why did you buy so many. Effing. Puzzles.
It's called "Jazz Club."
Appropriate, right?
2.) Mention how you can now actually see the bottom of your closet. You have never noticed (have you?) that it is painted brown. It is not a pretty brown. In fact, it is so ugly that you may need to cover it up again with shoes, boxes, old culottes, errant boas, and Christmas ornaments. So why in hell did you clean that closet out anyway? Jesus.
3.) Tack on the fact that you vacuumed out your heating registers. ???
4.) Slide in the work you attempted on the OVEN. Smeh.
5.) Bring up (like the hair ball your cat did this morning) the hatred you have for aimless walking. Aimless biking, now THAT you like for some peculiar reason, but you can't stand walking. Or hiking where ticks live. THAT'S THEIR HOME, get out of the freakin' forest!!!
Photo from Aimless Walk, No. 232.
Hamlin Beach. Away from sun-bathing ticks?
Ghosty!
6.) How you enjoy Netflix! ("Word.")
7.) How thankful you are that you are an ON AIR HOST at Jazz90.1 and are allowed IN THE STUDIO to do live shows, as long as you wear your Hazmat suit, a nicely decorated (pink!) mask, and disinfect before and after. Still worth it. SOOOO worth it.
8.) How Broadway musicals float your boat.
9.) How Jazz 90.1, even in this crazy time when NO ONE wants to ask anybody for money, still needs DOUGH from its listeners or it will crash and burn like old puzzles, old culottes, and old boas.
Broadway $$$,
the 42nd Street kind!
Note to self: Get some better ideas. These won't float. Or just play the music. LOUD!!!! And don't buy anymore puzzles. :) "See" you next Sunday, if creeks don't rise.
Seasons Of Love (Company, Rent)
It's Today (Ann Hampton Calloway, Liz Calloway, Sibling Revelry)
Isn't This A Lovely Day (To Be Caught In The Rain)(Fred Astaire, Top Hat)
Ten Minutes Ago (Jon Cypher, Julie Andrews, Cinderella)
Not Every Day Of The Week (Liza Minnelli, Bob Dishy, Flora, The Red Menace)
(Walking) Among My Yesterdays (Robert Goulet, The Happy Time)
Yesterday I Loved You (Allen Case, Anne Jones, Once Upon A Mattress)
Yesterday, Tomorrow, And Today (Brian Stokes Mitchell, Women On The
Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown)
Once A Year Day (Harry Connick Jr., Company, The Pajama Game)
Day Two (Andy Karl, Groundhog Day)
Not A Day Goes By (Jim Walton, Merrily We Roll Along)
Nowadays (Renee Zellweger, Chicago)
Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy (Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand)
Seasons Of Hype (Ensemble, Forbidden Broadway Strikes Back)
Somewhere Overweight People (Allan Sherman, Live From The Hollywood
Bowl)
Triplets (Ensemble, Forbidden Broadway, Vol. 1)
You're A Builder-Upper (Jessica Stone, Christopher Fitzgerald, Life Begins
At 8:40)
Let's Take A Walk Around The Block (Graham Rowat, Jessica Stone,
Life Begins At 8:40)
Things (Brad Oscar, Faith Prince, Life Begins At 8:40)
O'Brien To Ryan To Goldberg (Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Jules Munshin,
Take Me Out To The Ball Game)
Quartet Erotica (Brad Oscar, Philip Chaffin, Christopher Fitzgerald,
Graham Rowat, Life Begins At 8:40)
Triplets (Fred Astaire, Nanette Fabray, Jack Buchanan, The Bandwagon)
The Three Of Us (Michael McKean, The Pajama Game)
The Schuyler Sisters (Renee Elise Goldsberry, Phillipa Su, Jasmine
Cephas Jones, Hamilton)
Our Time (Company, Merrily We Roll Along)
I'm Just Taking My Time (Syd Chaplin, Subways Are For Sleeping)
Bidin' My Time (Cowboy Ensemble, Crazy For You)
Think Of The Time I Save (Eddie Foy Jr., The Pajama Game)
No Time At All (Irene Ryan, Pippin)
Once Upon A Time (Ray Bolger, Eileen Herlie, All American)
Some Other Time (Betty Comden, Nancy Walker, Ensemble, On The Town)
Better Luck Next Time (Judy Garland, Easter Parade)
Maybe This Time (Liza Minnelli, Cabaret)
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