We're in the depths of it now. The Ides Of February, and that damn groundhog lied his furry little pants off! Even if he wasn't wearing any. Never trust pant-less rodents with unspellabbabble names. Just never trust rodents.
So we're locked in the Gulag probably for another month or so. But beware, I am back on the roads, flexing this new hip twixt brake and GO pedal! Gettin' cocky. Back to the gym, as well, tho no hard bike climbs up Kendall's mountains. That will have to wait for...well, whenever that damn buck-toothed pest says I can. When it's spring-tra-lah! Meanwhile, I'm happy to be moving and (almost) grooving to the Song Of Norway.
Speaking of songs, 2 On The Aisle has a theme and a 1/2 this Sunday. Maybe I should call it that: 2 1/2 on the Aisle. Because you need that extra half a seat for your winter paraphernalia, right? Mufflers, hats, overcoats, mucklucks. You surely don't want to SIT on all that stuff through Hamilton!!?!?!? Or even a flop. I mean, if you had to, you'd surely hate whatever you witnessed. It'd be lumpy and hot and get in the way of your standing ovations...Okay, so for the winter months, 2 1/2 on the Aisle!!! (My seat saving just got a lot more difficult to arrange with the usher.)
But back to the theme: Boys and Girls. Kinda like the bathrooms in your old middle school. But Broadway (and a smidge of Hollywood) so it'll smell better and have different acoustics. Should be fun. Me And My Girl. A Boy Like That. He Vas My Boyfriend. Thank Heaven for 'em. Well, you get the drift. (Hah! Snow reference! Jesus.)
So hope you can listen in. Hunker down with your muffler and your furry pants and raise a muckluck to Broadway. These ides too (2?) shall pass.
Boys And Girls Like You And Me (Judy Garland, Meet Me In St. Louis)
Me And My Girl (Robert Lindsay, Emma Thompson, Me And My Girl)
Beautiful Girl (Jimmy Thompson, Singin' In The Rain)
If A Girl Isn't Pretty (Jean Stapleton, Kay Medford, Funny Girl)
Smile, Girls (Patti LuPone, Gypsy)
The Boys In The Backroom (Marlene Dietrich, Destry Rides Again)
A Boy Like That/I Have A Love (Patti LuPone, Don't Monkey With Broadway)
Golden Boy (Paula Wayne, Golden Boy)
One Of The Boys (Lauren Bacall, Woman Of The Year)
Mr. Monotony (Debbie Shapiro, Jerome Robbins' Broadway)
It's A Bore (Howard McGillin, Corey Cott, Gigi)
Monotonous (Eartha Kitt, New Faces Of 1952)
Little Girls (Dorothy Loudon, Annie)
Thank Heaven For Little Girls (Maurice Chevalier, Gigi)
It's The Girl (The Boswell Sisters)
Real Live Girl (Ensemble, Little Me)
The King Of Broadway (Nathan Lane, The Producers)
Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band? (Brad Oscar, The Producers)
Where Did We Go Right? (Nathan Lane, Mathew Broderick, The Producers)
A Healthy, Normal, American Boy (Dick Van Dyke, Chita Rivera, Bye Bye Birdie)
One Boy (Susan Watson, Bye Bye Birdie)
Boy For Sale (Willoughby Goddard, Oliver!)
Mad About The Boy (Christine Ebersole, Christine Ebersole Sings Noel Coward)
Deep Beneath The City/Not There Yet (Company, In Transit)
Saturday Night Obsession (Erin Mackey, In Transit)
A Little Friendly Advice (Moya Angela, In Transit)
A Certain Girl (David Wayne, Robert Goulet, Michael Rupert, The Happy Time)
I'm Not That Girl (Idina Menzel, Wicked)
I Met A Girl (Sydney Chaplin, Bells Are Ringing)
My Best Girl (Frankie Michaels, Angela Lansbury, Mame)
The Boy From...(Millicent Martin, Side By Side By Sondheim)
All I Need Now Is The Boy (Carol Burnett, Let Me Entertain You)
He Vas My Boyfriend (Andrea Martin, Young Frankenstein)
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