Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Playlist For Sunday, Nov. 11, 2018: Stir Fry!

Ideas for this week's blog:

1.) Broadway Stir Fry. When you want to clean out your cupboards (write your playlist), and blithely add raisins (Ethel Merman), American cheese (Newsies), tea biscuits (Spike!) and walnut pesto (Sondheim). Stir. Fry.

2.) How you ordered 3 new CDs and ONE OF THEM...the least expensive of the bunch, turns out to be the only good one. The others will maybe make good Christmas tree/Hanukkah bush ornaments. (Really, Pretty Woman???)

3.) Stop talking about the effing weather. Everybody's got dank. Big deal.

4.) Stop mentioning your love of:
       a.) coffee
       b.) your cat
       c.) Paris
       d.) eccentric Broadway shows that no one else knows...Elitist!!!

5.) Stop complaining about how life is not a bowl of cherries this week, but that with Broadway, it magically is! Cue Jerry Herman, glockenspiels, and kick lines! Jesus.

7.) Try to keep the themes to a minimum, okay? They're sophomoric. Unsophisticated. What would Ethel say (WWES). Or Stephen (WWSS).

6.) Don't write one at all. Let 'em wonder what's going on. Maybe they'll think you've run away with a tall, middle-aged, leading man, who sings and dances and shares your proclivities for esoteric musicals, coffee, cats, and Paris. Or they'll think you're sick or hungover or depressed. Yeah, they'll most likely think that.

7.) Relax. Wait til next week. When you have some fresh ideas. Have some coffee. Pet your cat. Don't get depressed. There'll always be Paris. 



Cocktails For Two (Spike Jones and his City Slickers)
The Man I Used To Be (Will Chase, Pipe Dream)
All At Once You Love Her (Will Chase, Laura Osnes, Pipe Dream)
A Lopsided Bus (Tom Wopat, James Clow, Stephen Wallem, Pipe Dream)
Friendship (Ethel Merman, Bert Lahr, DuBarry Was A Lady)
Friendship (Eileen Rodgers, Mickey Deems, Hal Linden, Anything Goes)
Friendship (Ann Hampton Callaway, Liz Callaway, Sibling Revelry)
Santa Fe (Jeremy Jordan, Andrew Keenan-Bolger, Newsies)
Watch What Happens (Kara Lindsay, Newsies)
Carrying The Banner (Jeremy Jordan, Ensemble, Newsies)
Two Ladies (Joel Grey, Ensemble, Cabaret)
It Takes Two (Joanna Gleason, Chip Zien, Into The Woods)
Two Lost Souls (Gwen Verdon, Stephen Douglass, Damn Yankees)
Two Little Words (Kristin Chenoweth, Ensemble, Steel Pier)
Two Heads (Evan Harrington, Devere Rogers, The Robber Bridegroom
Two Sleepy People (Carroll Gibbons and The Savoy Hotel Orpheans)
Day Two (Andy Karl, Ensemble, Groundhog Day)
Two By Two (Josh Gad, Andrew Rannells, Ensemble, The Book Of Mormon)
Tradition (Zero Mostel, Company, Fiddler On The Roof)
Miracle of Miracles (Austin Pendleton, Fiddler On The Roof)
The Dream (Zero Mostel, Maria Karnilova, Company, Fiddler On The Roof)
A Friend Like You (Brett Ryback, Jeff Blumenthal, Murder For Two)
Yer My Friend, Ain'tcha? (Thelma Ritter, Cameron Prudhomme, New Girl
      In Town)
Old Friends (Jim Walton, Lonny Price, Ann Morrison, Merrily We Roll Along)
My Friends (Len Cariou, Angela Lansbury, Sweeney Todd)
Gotta Have Me Go With You (Judy Garland, A Star Is Born)
Together Wherever We Go (Ethel Merman, Jack Klugman, Gypsy)
Anything You Can Do (Betty Hutton, Annie Get Your Gun)
'Til Him (Mathew Broderick, Nathan Lane, The Producers)

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