I feel like crawling into a bread pudding. My version of that dessert includes eggnog and amaretto and panettone, which makes for a warm (if sticky) blanket. Okay, now I don't want that. I just want those vulgar fleecy reindeer PJs. And Swiss Miss with tiny marshmallows. Screw Fashion/Gourmet. I want Cozy.
The wind seems to be whistling INSIDE my house. And it's November. I guess I need to put up my Black, Depressing, Thermal curtains. The funereal ones that keep my leaky old windows from snowing on me. Maybe if I line them with those reindeer PJs, I'll stand a chance at both warmth and better Fashion than off the rack Walmart.
New tires that climb snowy embankments: Check.
Plowing staff: On speed dial.
Shovel/Rock Salt: Somewhere!
Hats/Mittens/Parkas/Mucklucks: Mismatched, but at the ready
Positive Attitude: Well, it was around here yesterday!!!
I'm just gonna play Broadway. And speaking of that street, I am twiddling- thumbs anxious to receive the cast album of The Prom. Brooks Ashmanskas, Christopher Sieber, Beth Leavel...those people can't allllll be wrong, right? It's gotta be at least decent. I lifted 2 songs off Youtube to sample this Sunday, and the rest will come ASAP, but fingers crossed. Jesse Green of the Times said: "With its kinetic dancing, broad mugging and belty anthems, it makes you believe in musical comedy again." Sounds like Something Rotten!, but you buried that one, Jess.
Otherwise it's themes and Jews and Spam and Babs and tooooo toooo! Survive the week, will ya? And then pounce on 2 On The Aisle, come Sunday. We'll cozy up; maybe the wind and white will cease and we can wear heels and cute jackets again. Think Vogue and Vanity Fair. And burn the Fleece. :)
This Plum Is Too Ripe (Rita Gardner, Kenneth Wilson, William Larsen,
Hugh Thomas, The Fantasticks)
Barry Is Going To Prom (Brooks Ashmanskas, The Prom)
The Lady's Improving (Beth Leavel, The Prom)
As We Stumble Along (Beth Leavel, The Drowsy Chaperone)
We See The Light (John Cariani, Kate Reinders, Brooks Ashmanskas,
Something Rotten!)
Four Jews In A Room Bitching (Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Brandon
Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Falsettos)
Miracle Of Judaism (Anthony Rosenthal, Falsettos)
Someone Like You (Jason Robert Brown, Wearing Someone Else's Clothes)
You Won't Succeed On Broadway (David Hyde Pierce, Tim Curry, Spamalot)
People (Barbra Streisand, Funny Girl)
Joey, Joey, Joey (Leslie Odom, Jr., Leslie Odom, Jr.)
Never Again/Sail Away (Christine Ebersole, Christine Ebersole Sings Noel
Coward)
Stop! Wait! What?! (Bryce Pinkham, A Gentleman's Guide To Love And Murder)
Stop There (Peter Saide, Desperate Measures)
Can't Stop Talking About Him (Audra McDonald)
Stop (Grey Henson, Kate Rockwell, Mean Girls)
Can't Stop Talking About Him (Betty Hutton, Fred Astaire, Let's Dance)
You Can't Stop The Beat (Company, Hairspray)
Your Feet's Too Big (Ken Page, Ain't Misbehavin')
I'm An Indian, Too (Ethel Merman, Annie Get Your Gun)
Too Charming (Robert Preston, Ulla Sallert, Ben Franklin In Paris)
Too Many Mornings (David Kernan, Side By Side By Sondheim)
It's Never Too Late (Geoffrey Hibbert, Dilys Lay, The Boy Friend)
Too Much Expostion/Urinetown (Jeff McCarthy, Spencer Hayden, Urinetown)
Moving Too Fast (Norbert Leo Butz, The Last Five Years)
Too Good To Be Bad (Bernadette Peters, Carol Woods, The Goodbye Girl)
Too Bad (Fred Astaire, Jules Munshin, Joseph Buloff, Peter Lorre, Silk Stockings)
I Can Cook, Too (Nancy Walker, On The Town)
Too Darn Hot (Stanley Wayne Mathis, Ensemble, Kiss Me Kate)
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