Saturday, January 11, 2020

Kander + Ebb = Roller Coasters, Cell Blocks, Communists and Jungle Rides

John Kander and Fred Ebb,
a musical theatre writing combo for the ages.
So many wonderful shows that I sorta wish we could
extend the Golden Age of Broadway (1920s to 1960)
to include them...
their feats, their foibles
and all that mishegass in between.




A young Liza readying for Flora The Red Menace
with Hal Prince, Flora's producer.
Liza wasn't the first to be considered for the lead
in this, K&E's first collaboration;
nope, Eydie Gorme and Barbra Streisand were both
in the running (if we can believe the mythology).
But they settled on 19 year old Liza,
who promptly won a Tony
in a flop that lost its entire $400,000 investment.
Below, more from that 1965 production.


Gwen Verdon and Chita Rivera,
the very first Roxie and Velma
of Chicago, 1975.
Fred wrote the book in a vaudeville style because 
"the characters were performers. 
Every musical moment in the show was loosely modeled on someone else: Sophie Tucker, Ted Lewis, Eddie Kantor, and Bert Williams"...to name a few.
The initial production ran for 2 years,
and the revival for a record-breaking...well, let's just say
it's still running (since 1996)!

 The Rink with Liza and more Chita...
K&E's 10th collaboration.
It began Off-Broadway, with Arthur Laurents directing,
moving to Broadway months later
(with Terrence McNally tweaking the book
and Arthur leaving the production).
Negative reviews closed it after 200 performances;
John Kander responded...
  "Up there on the stage were two of my best friends, Liza and Chita. 
It was an overwhelming experience; 
and when they weren't treated well, 
it was as if we had gotten attacked on the street.... 
 That show hurt me more than any show I've written.... 
 I felt that I had let them down."
 


Steel Pier, 1997,
with Karen Ziemba and Daniel McDonald (above)
ran for 76 performances.
Also starring were Debra Monk and 
Kristin Chenoweth in her Broadway debut. 
Ben Brantley of the NY Times labeled it
  "insulated by a fuzzy cover of blandness. 
For Mr. Kander and Mr. Ebb, 
devils obviously make better company than angels."




 70, Girls, 70...
a favorite of mine (well, 70 does LOOM!),
but not a favorite of many others.
Oldsters kickin' up there heels and stealing fur coats,
evidently for a very good reason.
Above, the stars:
Gil Lamb, Mildred Natwick, Hans Conried, 
Lucie Lancaster, Goldye Shaw, Lillian Hayman and Lillian Roth.
35 performances and POOF! It was gone.
Most agreed that it was an intimate, charming show,
ill-fitted to a big Broadway venue.
 In 2006, Encores! did a concert version with (below)
Tina Fabrique, Mary Jo Catlett, Anita Gillette, 
Charlotte Rae, Carole Cook,
and Olympia Dukakis.




And their first smasheroo,
Cabaret, an 8 Tony winner from 1967,
with Joel Grey (above), Liza, Lotte Lenya, and Jack Gilford!
It ran for almost 3 years,
and has been revived here and in London a total of 7 times.

Fred Ebb passed away in 2004, at the age of 76,
whilst the team was forging ahead with Curtains.
John Kander, however, is still with us.
Together they wrote 20 musicals,
and scores for 4 movie musicals.
Do the math = Lotsa songs!


Sunday, January 5, 2020

Playlist For January 12, 2020: No skiis, no winter, just Broadway!

The 3 Month/90,000 Day Count Down has begun; January 1 to April 1, the dank gulag of WINTER. Damn, I hate this time of the year. People say, plan a trip for February! Take a cruise in March! Conjure up a Mardi Gras party! Take up skiing! Dear god. First of all, upstate NY doesn't like letting anyone leave. Plan an escape and the weather descends, trapping you at the Buffalo/Rochester/Toronto/fill in name of airport here Airport. Plan a party? Snap, an ice storm (with leftovers rapidly spoiling in your larder). And skiing? A hearty no there, but tubing...with my ass ON THE GROUND (or near it already) is something I do actually tolerate, tho those 5 year olds do get in the way!


So maybe these doldrums are just an excuse to play more Liza, but on the other hand, I don't think I've done a John Kander/Fred Ebb salute EVER, so 'tis THAT season! And they did a ton of shows, over 20...so I have lots of material. Okay, waaaaay too much material. Smash hits (like Cabaret and Chicago), their share of bagels (Flora, The Happy Time, 70, Girls, 70), some also rans (Curtains, The Rink), but all in all, a Broadway lifetime full of incredible tunes and great performances. Unfortunately,  Fred Ebb left us in 2004, mid-way thru Curtains, but John Kander is still revving his engines at age 93 and probably humming a newly-composed Act 1closer, if not strategizing Another Opn'in', Another Show for Broadway as we wheeze.



And they loved Liza...created whole shows for her, even stole songs back for her (yup, just ask, Kaye Ballard, if you could, how they yanked "Maybe This Time" right out of her hopefully-bejeweled, tastefully-manicured hands, all for Ms. Minnelli to do in the movie version of Cabaret!). They also loved inflecting their shows with politics (fighting the Nazis, joining up with the Communist Party, unions) and wrote feisty female leads, ladies who had no trouble standing up to the men in their lives (if not put a hole, or 7, in 'em). Sexy, powerful women who sang sexy, powerful songs, didn't pull punches, or stop just because they got old and gnarled. (They just put on their stolen fur coats and carried on.) Kander & Ebb empowered the Misses in the Mezz!



Of course, this will be just the tip of the Kander & Ebb iceberg. Whole musicals must go unexposed (apologies to Spiderwoman, et.al.), cuz these 2 hours fill up fast, especially when La Bacall does 10 verses a la Jerry Herman, when 4 would suffice (well, she WAS the Woman of the Year!). But I'll try to smush as many K&E songs and minutiae into our time together as poss.

So pardon me, while I inflate that tube. And cross off another day! ;)


Sing Happy (Liza Minnelli, Flora The Red Menace)
Wilkommen (Joel Grey, Cabaret)
Two Ladies (Joel Grey, Ensemble, Cabaret)
Married (Lotte Lenya, Jack Gilford, Cabaret)
Mein Herr (Liza Minnelli, Cabaret)
All That Jazz (Chita Rivera, Chicago)
We Both Reached For The Gun (Jerry Orbach, Gwen Verdon, Chicago)
My Own Best Friend (Chita Rivera, Gwen Verdon, Chicago)
Tomorrow Morning (Robert Goulet, Michael Rupert, The Happy Time)
Wallflower (Diane Langton, The Rink)
70, Girls, 70 (Company, 70, Girls, 70)
Sara Lee (Bob Cuccioli, And The World Goes 'Round)
The Grass Is Always Greener (Lauren Bacall, Marilyn Cooper, Woman
       Of The Year)
Second Chance (Daniel McDonald, Karen Ziemba, Steel Pier)
Everybody's Girl (Debra Monk, Steel Pier)
Lovebird (Karen Ziemba, Adam Petty, Ensemble, Steel Pier)
Steel Pier (Gregory Harrison, Ensemble, Steel Pier)
There Goes The Ball Game/How Lucky Can You Get (Ensemble,
       And The World Goes 'Round)
A Quiet Thing (Marin Mazzie)
Go Back Home (Audra McDonald, Go Back Home)
All I Need (Is One Good Break)(Liza Minnelli, Flora The Red Menace)
Hello, Waves (Bob Dishy, Liza Minnelli, Flora The Red Menace)
The Woman's Dead (Debra Monk, Ensemble, Curtains)
A Tough Act To Follow (David Hyde Pierce, Jill Paice, Curtains)
Colored Lights (Liza Minnelli, The Rink)
But The World Goes 'Round (Liza Minnelli, New York, New York)
Maybe This Time (Kaye Ballard)
Isn't This Better? (Ensemble, And The World Goes 'Round)
Life Is (Lorraine Serabian, Ensemble, Zorba)

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Jerry Herman on Random...

Gerald Sheldon Herman
(1931-2019)...
creator of 18 (Off and On) Broadway shows,
and umpteen songs,
and winner of 2 Grammy Awards and
3 Tonys (one of them, a Lifetime Achievement Award).

Herman was the only composer/lyricist to have had 
3 original productions open on Broadway at the same time 
(from February to May 1969):  
Hello, Dolly!, Mame, and Dear World.
And another first...
 he was the first of two composer/lyricists to have 
3 musicals run more than 1500 consecutive performances 
on Broadway (the other was Stephen Schwartz):
Hello, Dolly! (2,844),
Mame (1,508),
and La Cage Aux Folles (1,761).





Jerry was diagnosed as HIV-positive in 1985,
but survived for many years
thanks to effective drug therapies.
He passed away on Dec. 26, 2019
 of pulmonary complications,
and is survived by his partner, Terry Marler,
and his 2 goddaughters.







Monday, December 30, 2019

Playlist For January 5, 2020: Thank you, Jerry

 Well, the holidays are almost over...and things are not quite so jolly. The most immemorial time (January thru March) looms, and to make us even more depressed, Jerry Herman has left us.

Over the top, life-affirming, joyous Broadway, that's what Mr. Herman gave us. The 17 choruses (with glockenspiel), the tap lines, the "full of shine, and full of sparkle" infectious melodies that had us all leading parades. Whether real parades like in "Dolly" or the ones we march in our minds.


 Photo: Joan Marcus

Some insights from the web:

Betty Buckley, who toured in that show said, “‘Before the Parade Passes By’ is like a pep talk to yourself. Dolly decides to come back full throttle to the world of the living. The lesson for me in doing the show — and I owe him a debt of appreciation — was that joy is a choice. It’s not something you wait to happen to you. You choose it, and you work really hard to sustain that commitment.” That's Jerry down to the hangnails.


New York Times theatre critic, Ben Brantley, admitted that "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" (also from "Dolly!") inspired him to leave his little "Yonkers" and move to NYC. He and his sister had pooled their allowances to buy the LP of "Dolly" and he found "Sunday Clothes" to be a siren call...Dolly was exhorting everyone "to dress up and get on the train." He did.





Not exactly but close.
Somewhere there is a photo of me in a blue quilted bathrobe
seated by this, my best Christmas gift.

I've told the story before about how I got a turntable for my 12th birthday, and immediately bought 2 albums...A Glenn Miller "Best Of" (to curry favor with my dad?) and "Hello, Dolly!" I memorized the liner notes and the lyrics, ogled at the photos of Carol and David and Charles and cute little "Minnie Fay" and played it to death. It was my second favorite musical at that point (I'd only heard 2!), right after "Peter Pan." So, yeah, I graduated to Sondheim. But my roots in Broadway were Herman...


Jerry mid-rehearsal for a revival of Mack & Mabel.
Photo: Steve Goldstein for the NYTimes


All this to say, thank you for the Shine and the Sparkle and the Roses. Because you DID send them, Jerry.


Hello, Dolly! (Carol Channing, Company, Hello, Dolly!)
Put On Your Sunday Clothes (Charles Nelson Reilly, Company, Hello, Dolly!)
Ribbons Down My Back (Eileen Brennan, Hello, Dolly!)
It Only Takes A Moment (Charles Nelson Reilly, Eileen Brennan, Hello, Dolly!)
Before The Parade Passes By (Carol Channing, Company, Hello, Dolly!)
Miss What's Her Name (Debbie Gravitte, Miss Spectacular)
Where In The World Is My Prince? (Faith Prince, Miss Spectacular)
Miss Spectacular (Debbie Gravitte, Miss Spectacular)
Show Tune (Company, Parade)
The Next Time I Love (Fia Karin, Parade)
Confession To A Park Avenue Mother (Charles Nelson Reilly, Parade)
Look What Happened To Mabel (Bernadette Peters, Mack & Mabel)
I Won't Send Roses (Robert Preston, Mack & Mabel)
Tap Your Troubles Away (Lisa Kirk, Mack & Mabel)
Time Heals Everything (Bernadette Peters, Sondheim, Etc.)
Marianne (Michael Feinstein, The Grand Tour)
No Other Music (Karen Morrow, Miss Spectacular)
You I Like (Michael Feinstein, Jerry Herman, The Grand Tour)
Bosum Buddies (Angela Lansbury, Bea Arthur, Mame)
My Best Girl (Frankie Michaels, Angela Lansbury, Mame)
If He Walked Into My Life (Angela Lansbury, Mame)
Mame (Company, Mame)
La Cage Aux Folles (George Hearn, Company, La Cage Aux Folles)
And I Was Beautiful (Angela Lansbury, Dear World)
I Am What I Am (George Hearn, La Cage Aux Folles)
Each Tomorrow Morning (Angela Lansbury, Dear World)
I'll Be Here Tomorrow (Jerry Herman, The Grand Tour)
The Best Of Times (George Hearn, Company, La Cage Aux Folles)

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Playlist For December 29, 2019: ROAR!

2020 sounds a little science fiction-y, right? Like Lost In Space or I, Robot or something. Like I should be Broadway-broadcasting from Mars.


 These dudes look ready for Broadway!

(Quick aside: I think my cat just ate a mouse. He's been standing guard all morning, watching SOMETHING behind my Meditation Room door. And now he's on my lap, starting to heave. This will not do. Go throw-up on the throw rug. And avoid my RED SHOES!)

(Quicker aside: You think I meditate just because I have a Meditation Room? Surely, Shirley...you jest! I am a Type A if ever there was one.)

 Not my Meditation Room.

Meanwhile, here we are entering The Roaring Twenties 2.0! Time for bathtub gin and bobbed hair (check and check)...and a party! I have a flapper skirt. You have a flapper skirt (well, you should and if you don't, check out TJMaxx or PENNIES???). They'll be all the rage come New Year's Eve, which we'll celebrate on Sunday (yes, come early, stay late!) with Astaire, Bacall, Coward, Garland, and a zillion other merry makers. We'll Put On The Ritz, never go Dry, Fasten Our Seat Belts, and be The Life Of The Party til The Party's Over. Confetti will be tossed. Noise-makers noised. And bubbles imbibed.

Yup, that's a flash-forward to 
this coming Sunday's 2 On The Aisle.
(I'm the one way in the back, trying to push the right buttons.)

I've had a fabulous year with you,"dear listeners"! Thanks for letting me invade your brain with Broadway! Happy New Year! 


It's Today (Angela Lansbury, Mame)
Top Hat, White Tie, And Tails (Fred Astaire, Top Hat)
The Life Of The Party (David Wayne, The Happy Time)
I Went To A Marvelous Party (Noel Coward)
Somebody's Going To Throw A Big Party (Ensemble, Fifty Million Frenchmen)
Such A Merry Party (Ensemble, Little Mary Sunshine)
Dry (Mandy Patinkin, Ensemble, The Wild Party)
Well, Did You Evah? (Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, High Society)
Fasten Your Seatbelts (Lauren Bacall, Len Cariou, Applause)
They Just Keep Moving The Line (Megan Hilty, Bombshell)
With One Look (Patti LuPone, Sunset Boulevard)
Being Alive (Bernadette Peters)
The Way You Look Tonight (Fred Astaire, Swing Time)
I Want To Be Seen With You (Sydney Chaplin, Barbra Streisand, Funny Girl)
Outside Of That, I Love You (Summer Strallen, Tom Chambers, Top Hat)
Shall We Dance (Bobby Short, K-RA-ZY For Gershwin)
Shall We Dance (Gertrude Lawrence, Yul Brynner, The King And I)
Dance With Me (Tonight At The Mardi Gras)(New York Voices, Louisiana
      Purchase)
Tango De Amor (Instrumental, The Addams Family)
Gotta Dance (Gene Kelly, Singin' In The Rain)
The More We Dance (John Lithgow, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
I Could Have Danced All Night (Lauren Ambrose, My Fair Lady)
There's No Business Like Show Business (Elaine Stritch, Elaine Stritch At
     Liberty)
That's My Boy (Elaine Stritch, Stritch)
You Took Advantage Of Me (Elaine Stritch, On Your Toes)
If (Elaine Stritch, Two On The Aisle)
Puttin' On The Ritz (Clark Gable, Idiot's Delight)
Puttin' On The Ritz (Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Young Frankenstein)
Puttin' On The Ritz (Fred Astaire, Blue Skies)
Puttin' On The Ritz (Roger Bart, Shuler Hensley, Young Frankenstein)
The Party's Over (Judy Garland, Judy Garland Live!)
The Party's Over (Judy Holiday, Bells Are Ringing)
The Party's Over (Leslie Odom, Jr., Leslie Odom, Jr.)
The Party's Over (Elaine Stritch, Elaine Stritch At Liberty)
Last Night Of The Year (Tom Wopat, Consider It Swung)
Auld Lang Syne (Shirley Temple)
Auld Lang Syne (Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians)

Thursday, December 19, 2019

A slice of (Mystery) Fruitcake



 Carol Channing a'twinkle!
Not playing Carol on Sunday, but hadda add her to our
rogue's gallery of holiday favorites.

 Stan Freberg will be on hand 
with Daws ("I Ain't Too Sure About Toledo") Butler for
"Christmas Dragnet".
 His Green Christmas album was released in 1958.
Stan is usually credited as being the first person to introduce humor into television advertising,
and for a fun read, try his autobiography, 
It Only Hurts When I Laugh. 
  More interesting trivia:
Daws voiced several cartoon characters back in the 60s,
like Huckleberry Hound and Yogi Bear!



 This is surprising!
Mrs. Claus smokes and plays cards...what a Dame.
Dame Angela Lansbury, that is.
Above pic is from her portrayal as Santa's dame
in a TV musical called Mrs. Santa Claus, made back in 1996. 
Tho I don't hold high hopes for this, I should really check out the score, 
because it's by Jerry Herman!
(Costumes: Bob Mackie)
We'll hear this Dame in Mame (another Herman "Spectac-a-lah")
on Sunday with
"We Need A Little Christmas".

 Forever Plaid did a Plaid Tidings version with Faith Prince,
from which we'll hear our share of holiday goodies.
(Disclaimer: Above Plaid-ettes are NOT the originals!
There are a lot of Plaids out there and this seems to be a 
faux-tartan group.
Nonetheless, huzzah to Leo Daignault, David Brannen, Jason Heil and Michael Winther in this 2010 production!)

 Gotta have some Christmas Hollywood, too;
 we'll sample several Irving Berlin classics from White Christmas,
and there they are, above in that iconic "nice grouping"...
 Rosemary, Danny, Bing, and Vera.
And I love the "Sisters" paper doll set below!
(Santa, pls deliver!)


 And then of course the staged version of White Christmas,
which starred Brian d'Arcy James and Jeffrey Denman when it 
played Broadway.
The photo above is from a touring company,
and I have no idea whose smiles and RED garb are gracing us here! 

 The most obnoxious song of this edition of 2 On The Aisle
simply has to be "Turkey Lurkey"
from Promises Promises.
Above, Jerry Orbach (top center), who starred in the original production,
and below the frenetic "Turkey" dance
(whew!)
with Donna McKechnie front and center, in red.




 Nope, Miss Shirley never did Broadway,
but I'm a Shirley nut,
so she gets a couple of pics in this Christmas Pudding.
Look at that dress!
What 6 year old wouldn't drool for that?
(Hey, I'm 64 and I'M DROOLING!)
Merry Merry, y'all!


Monday, December 16, 2019

Playlist For Sunday, December 22, 2019: The Christmas Pudding Edition

 Okay, so it is NOW TIME to put on the Santa suit and make merry! And the way the parties and punch have been flowing around here lately, that Santa suit will fit. Gotta start dancing along to all this BROADWAY holiday music while I spin the platters...if that's all the workout time I get! Otherwise the eggnog wins.

Yup, that's me...in front.
Like the belt?

All this to announce that this Sunday (12/22/19) is The Christmas Pudding Edition of 2 On The Aisle! And I say this every year, but there's not as much Broadway Christmas music as one might wish for. You got White Christmas, of course (yup, they staged it on Broadway, a bit on the treacly side), and a song from Mame, and other errant tunes from She Loves Me and Subways and Gypsy...but for the most part, musicals aren't over the moon about tree trimming or sock stuffing. I mean, come on, most of the "Golden Age" composers and lyricists were Jewish; they didn't avoid the holiday, but why make popcorn strings and snow your focal point? Hmmmm...



No worries. I'm here with plenty of filler, like weird candied fruit in the Christmas pudding of life --- The Novelty Song, which can provide Zing! Well, that's my excuse anyway. So along with "We Need A Little Christmas" from Mame (the pudding), we'll sample "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" (the mysterious green cherry??). Enuf with the metaphor. Now I need cake.


 Don't break a tooth.

So enjoy! Tune in for some fa la la-ing frivolity this Sunday, raise a nog (or 7) to Broadway, and "Count Your Blessings." I'm just gonna "Be A Santa." XO



Happy Holiday/Let Yourself Go (Brian d'Arcy Jeffry Denman, White Christmas
Overture (Instrumental, Irving Berlin's White Christmas)
We Need A Little Christmas (Angela Lansbury, Mame)
Twelve Days To Christmas (Zachary Levi, Laura Benanti, Ensemble,
      She Loves Me)
Three Wishes For Christmas (Tony Yazbek, Ensemble, Gypsy)
Lovers On Christmas Eve (Joanna Gleason, James Naughton, I Love My Wife)
Be A Santa (Sydney Chaplin, Subways Are For Sleeping)
Five Pound Box Of Money (Pearl Bailey)
Surabaya Santa (Jessica Molaskey, Songs For A New World)
(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica (Tom Lehrer, The Remains Of Tom
      Lehrer)
Sisters (Rosemary Clooney, White Christmas)
The Best Things Happen While You're Dancing (Danny Kaye, White Christmas)
Snow (Danny Kaye, Bing Crosby, Peggy Lee, Trudy Stevens, White
      Christmas)
Count Your Blessings (Instead Of Sheep)(Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney,
      White Christmas)
White Christmas (Company, White Christmas)
Merry Christmas (Ensemble, Plaid Tidings)
Christmas Is My Favorite Time Of Year (Norbert Leo Butz, Aaron, Tveit,
      Catch Me If You Can)
Hard Candy Christmas (Pamela Blaire, Delores Hall, Ensemble,
      Best Little Whorehouse In Texas)
Christmas Day (Ensemble, Promises Promises)
I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm (Karen Morrow, Bryan d'Arcy James,
      Jeffry Denman, Meredith Patterson, White Christmas)
Holiday Season (Tom Wopat, John Schneider, Home For Christmas)
A Christmas Carol (Tom Lehrer, More Of Tom Lehrer)
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas (Allan Sherman, For Swinging Livers Only)
Talk Christmas, Cool Yule (Ensemble, Plaid Tidings/Holiday In Plaid)
Nothin' For Christmas (Eartha Kitt)
Turkey Lurkey Time (Donna McKechnie, Margo Sappington, Baayork
      Lee, Promises Promises)
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause (Kip Addotta, Dr. Demento Presents
      The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time)
Pine Cones And Holly Berries (Laurence Naismith, Janis Paige, Fred
      Gwynne, Here's Love)
Catered Holiday (Ensemble, Plaid Tidings/Holiday In Plaid)
Christmas Dragnet (Stan Freberg, Daws Butler, Dr. Demento Presents
      The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time))
I'll Be Home For Christmas (Leslie Odom, Jr., Simply Christmas)
Christmas Mem'ries (Barbra Streisand, Christmas Memories)
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (Bernadette Peters, Sondheim, Etc.,
      Etc. Live At Carnegie Hall, The Rest Of It)
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (Judy Garland, Meet Me In St. Louis)